Don't worry, it's not as bad as you might initially think. That's some sensational and eye-catching tag-line there, isn't it though? I learned from an advertising master.
Now, odd as this may seem, I am going to link you out to a COG splinter group's website to listen to a 5-part audio series entitled "Why God Hates Religion" by Fred Coulter. If this doesn't open your eyes to the fact that Herbert Armstrong was in error, I certianly don't know what will. Even though I do not agree with every last minute detail of what Mr. Coulter says, I found this sermon series to be more than worthwhile.
This was watershed stuff for me. I hope it is watershed stuff for you too.